...because it is just gross.
Apparently this morning, Eli decided to use the bathroom while he was chewing a mouth full of cocoa puffs. All was going well until he sneezed. If you have no imagination, you can email me and ask for a description of said incident - otherwise I'll assume you all can guess what this mess in the bathroom looked like.
Of course, he was embarrassed and didn't say anything to us before we discovered it on our own.